chainsaws&metal

I am 25 and I like to go on the internets.

"I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!"

Asked by arbor-viridanus

zdk13eros:

Well DEAD SKULL, you have to prepare to see the light of day.

It is my time to fight you. I am a wrestler. I like to fight SKULLs and I am good at it. I am good at fighting. I have big strength small body for a bear child , burden on my back, I don’t tell anybody that. 

Don’t break my things.

I will break your things.SS colonel 

Reblogged from buskotungus

officialkepighoulie:

cats are okay but they have no loyalty and smell like shit and ruin your life. will mister boogerbutt pull you from a burning house fire and save the rest of your family? will mister boogerbutt kill intruders? no. but HARVEY THE MUSCLEDOG will kill all intruders and save everyone involved in the house fire including the other animals.

inaccurate my cats are deathly loyal to me and would defend me forever note in fact roxanne who has been pulled into questioning by the police as a suspect in multiple murders across the country

unfortunately they could not get her to talk seeing as she is a cat and had to release her

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chantwalker:

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
image

Some of them don’t even know about Teddy Ruxpin and Reading Rainbow. It’s surreal.

i feel like writing a spooky story but should i

should i write another spooky story

the answer is YES, ALWAYS

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ohaiena:

swanjones:

myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

i laughed and cried at the same time with Frey Celebrations

why are the starks a fucking hockey team

they aren’t a hockey team they make ice and snow boots

casualcaliborn:

Only $20? Sign me the fuck up.

i had that blanket as a kid. i was the coolest motherfucker around.

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casualcaliborn:

Only $20? Sign me the fuck up.

i had that blanket as a kid. i was the coolest motherfucker around.

(Source: 90s90s90s)

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pudgybuns:

5 favorite pictures of elsa/murderface x x

what is

why does this exist

(Source: ishnifusmeaddle)

and so started the adventure of Giant “Yaoihands” McShane

and so started the adventure of Giant “Yaoihands” McShane

http://cunningarborist.tumblr.com/post/82086618298/horsaroniwhisperer-cunningarborist

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cunningarborist:

horsaroniwhisperer:

cunningarborist:

horsaroniwhisperer:

cunningarborist:

horsaroniwhisperer:

horsaroniwhisperer:

cunningarborist:

horsaroniwhisperer:

cunningarborist:

My homestuck shipper friend is asleep and I’m sitting over here fretting about what team to join for the Homestuck Shipping World Cup. I’m just not sure if I should wait til the perfect one comes along…

Homestuck shipping brings life to me. Equius Nepeta is definitely my fave pale ship but a flushed red pairing between equius and precious Roxy baby sounds intimidating but now you’ve got me curious

Rare pairs would be harder to do I think so it would be sort of a “let’s make this team and see if it actually goes anywhere.” Equius<3Dirk would be easier because of horses, but a pair of void players just intrigues me. But also no one has made a meowrails team yet which I find to be an injustice.

Dirk is gross, have nothing to do with him. Keep me posted on this and what you decide because I’m interested. Who won last year?

I made a meowrail team, if it doesn’t get enough people in a month I’ll likely switch, or switch before then lol
And I have no idea who won last year this is my first year participating, :D

Shoot me the link over Skype and I’ll check it out tonight, we have much to discuss B)

Consider it shot. To sign up you have to have a dreamwidth account though, it’s something akin to livejournal and is really easy to sign up for. I won’t be home til 11ish 

raff refuses to join dreamwidth because i made an rp journal where i’d rp as her and it made her so mad

dear sad that has overwhelmingly encroached upon my life and taken everything over,

please leave. i would like to resume pretending to be a functional adult.

thanks.