chainsaws&metal

Dero. 23. Roleplay. Cop shows. Horror. [as]. Warcraft. Stuff. That is all.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Reblogged from ohaiena

ohaiena:

found my knife today

i kept doing this while my mom was talking to me and it freaked her out

i regret to inform you that’s no knife. that’s like a fingernail cutter practically. you want a knife, go get a proper one. dro. dro. go get a proper knife. a big one. or maybe just a buck knife, get a belt, wear it on the belt. do it. also i didn’t watch the video because i just woke up.

hell yes my dad is coming to visit soon and he is bringing THE JEEP. Which means I can go around places for a couple of days! I can… barely walk around the house due to abdominal pain most days so getting to ride somewhere and just stare vacantly at my surroundings makes me really excited.

"WTF I THOUGHT I WAS FOLLOWING YOU i am dying at your comment to dro about high5's"

Asked by rofflepoffle

perhaps you followed me in

~your dreams~

ohaiena:

please don’t ever attempt to high five or make any unclear waving gestures around me
i’ve had some bad experiences

i am going to high five you at every opportunity should we meet, so by the time i leave, you will be ready and expecting a high five, and i will instead go for a fistbump.

Reblogged from ohaiena

ohaiena:

please don’t ever attempt to high five or make any unclear waving gestures around me

i’ve had some bad experiences

i am going to high five you at every opportunity should we meet, so by the time i leave, you will be ready and expecting a high five, and i will instead go for a fistbump.

(Source: neoalley)

Brave Captain

Reblogged from sleipnirs-mom

sleipnirs-mom:

This is a great cat, owned by great people, who’s had one hell of a tough time with lymphoma. Help out, please! Read more through the link!Captain Courageous

I know the owner of this very kitty, and Leif would indeed greatly appreciate any help anyone’d be willing to give Captain. He’s only like three years old and from all I’ve heard about him, he’s a very loving and playful boy.

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Reblogged from rofflepoffle

entegegenwartigung:

Megan and Al stare at the fountaining sinks and urinals in the men’s room.

Entegegenwartigung and I stare at the fountaining sinks and urinals in the men’s room.

Reblogged from entegegenwartigung

entegegenwartigung:

Megan and Al stare at the fountaining sinks and urinals in the men’s room.

Entegegenwartigung and I stare at the fountaining sinks and urinals in the men’s room.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa liver function test time in an hour and a half to two hours

why does my body hate me

i wake up from a nap that ambushed me to find my arm has suddenly decided hives were the thing to have

so today is just fine and dandy; mysterious dull pain under/around my right ribs that periodically gets sharp, hives, and falling asleep at the drop of a hat. well actually this has been going on for a few days except for hives